-{Sean pouring champagne-
SEAN: Yeah.Yeah.That's right.Baby I have to tell you, you looking unbelievably delicious laying there.
GIRL #3:Oh Sean, you're so sweet.
SEAN:Not as sweet as your silky thighs mama, I tink I want to taste'em.
-{He presses the 'play' button on his tape player-
I going to start with your scrumptious toes as an appetizers, then I'm going to move up your body with my tongue, 'til I reach those lucious icecream sundaes.
GIRL #3:Mm, sounds nice. what else?
SEAN:Well, then I'm going to work my way back down, 'cause it's time for the main course.I'm like a bee heading down to your honey pot.But I won't be flying away soon, no I won't.
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-{she laughs sensually-
Ooh, zippity, dippity.
-{she takes a sip on the champagne-
-{she laughs sensually-
GIRL #3:Tell me, what do you want me to do to you?
SEAN:Yeah, baby, I got a lot on my menu, but if I could recommend something, it would have to be tonight's special:My pud.
GIRL #3:What did you just say?
SEAN:I said you going to like tonight's special...
GIRL #3:And that's your pud?
SEAN:Yeah.
GIRL #3:You got to leave.
SEAN:Mm-hmm.A'ight.Just let me find my pants and I--
-{looks for pants, finds them, struggles to put them on-
I'm leaving.
-{zips up pants--{stops tape player, pulls out tape-
Could you at least tell me the best way home?
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| Adam Sandler - Stan and Judy's Kid Album Lyrics | |
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| 1. | The Chanukah Song Part II |
| 2. | 7 Foot Man |
| 3. | Hot Water Burn Baby |
| 4. | The Champion |
| 5. | Cool Guy 1 |
| 6. | She Comes Home To Me |
| 7. | The Psychotic Legend Of Uncle Donnie |
| 8. | The Peeper |
| 9. | Cool Guy 2 |
| 10. | Dee Wee (My Friend the Massive Idiot) |
| 11. | Whitey |
| 12. | Cool Guy 3 |
| 13. | Cool Guy 4 |
| 14. | Inner Voice |
| 15. | Cool Guy 5 |
| 16. | Welcome My Son |
| 17. | Reprise |
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