10cc - Sand In My Face Lyrics

I looked in the mirror
What did you see looking at you?
I saw a nine stone weakling
What will you do?

Dynamic tension waiting for you
Dynamic tension make a man out of you

I opened my magazine
What did you see?
I saw Mr. France
What did he have?

A girl on each shoulder
What else?
And one in his pants

Dynamic tension can do this for you
Dynamic tension make a man out of you you you you you

So our hero goes down to the beach
He's in real terrible shape
His chick's been seen with big Alex
That mother kicked sand in his face

Now let me tell you about Alex
He's got hands like hams, knees like trees
(Hands like hams, knees like trees)
200 lbs of surfboard Hercules

Mr. Atlas won't you bring her on back to me
I lost my girl down by the beach
She's with Alex and she's out of reach

So please Mr. Atlas won't you bring her on back to me
I saw your body in an advert on TV
But what convinced me was your money back guarantee

Now, I'm stronger than Alex
Where is he now?
He's left in disgrace, oh yeah

'Cause I took back my girlfriend
And kicked sand in his face
In his eyes, in his ears, in his nose

Dynamic tension waiting for you
Dynamic tension make a man out of you

Dynamic tension, dynamic tension
Dynamic tension, dynamic tension
Dynamic tension, dynamic tension
Dynamic tension, dynamic tension